god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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