So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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