i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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