He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
