i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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