why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
whose parrot is this?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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