just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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