i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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