Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
ttyl tear gas
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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