i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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