I wish my penis had an off switch
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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