I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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