I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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