its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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