do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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