She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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