I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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