i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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