we're blogging at a bar
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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