My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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