Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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