Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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