they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize
