WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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