on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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