The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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