Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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