you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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