so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
whose parrot is this?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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