I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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