Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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