just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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