hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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