And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
