Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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