I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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