i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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