weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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