I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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