I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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