Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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