but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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