I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She even gives head with a lisp.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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