ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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