We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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