there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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