i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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