I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I need water and some morals
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