After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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