The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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