This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
